Key in door. Hallway floor.
He reaches down slowly and picks up a bundle of solicitation.
He walks into a black leather room and sits on a black leather couch.
He is sucking on a Mcdonalds banana milkshake which he places on his sitting room table.
He kicks off a pair of mud stained shoes.
He pulls of black pin striped trousers and pulls down grey Calvin Klein boxer shorts.
His brain tells him to read the bundle of solicitation now soaked in the sweat of his palm.
Domino's pizza. Meal Deal. China City. Meal deal. Chicken Hut. Meal Deal. Gardener for hire.
Babysitter for hire. Sell your gold. Sell your children.
He takes a dying dick in a dying palm and begins to pump.
And pull.
And pump.
And pull.
And a scarlet tear trickles from his left eye down his cheek.
His brain tells him to log on.
He reaches over to his sitting room table and picks up a Dell laptop which is smothering a two day old Daily Star Newspaper.
Facebook.
He reads about what his friends had for breakfast. About what they are going to have for lunch and then about what they are going to have for dinner. They all live such tremendous lives.
Somebody posts that it is raining outside and he looks out the window and it is.
Like Like Like Like Like.
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump.
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull.
He has six hundred and sixty six friends on facebook but only socialises with the same four people in the same four bars on the same four day weekends after which he succumbs to to the same three day hangovers.
And the tears of blood flow.
Porn Hub.
Lesbian porn.
Milf seduces daughters best friend.
However he no longer enjoys the actual act of debauchery, his marketed brain now fully anesthestised to licked clits, spandex tits and anal pearls. He finds the dance before the act much more erotic where lascivious smiles turn to 40 year old hands being placed on 18 year old thighs.
His brain tells his eyes to scan the advertisements circling the page.
Grow an eighteen inch cock in two days.
Old men fuck young girls.
A sweat dripped claw fish hooks a raped cheek.
Click Me Click Me Click Me Click Me Click Me.
Rape Me Rape Me Rape Me Rape Me Rape Me.
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump.
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull.
And the tears of blood continue to flow.
His brain tells his lungs that they need a cigarette. His lungs say no but his brain tells his lungs to go fuck themselves so he reaches over to his sitting room table and picks up a packet of marlboro gold. He takes one out lights it and inhales. Deeply. But never exhales.
His brain tells him to turn on the television. Which he does. This take him twenty four minutes.
Flick.
Desperate Housewives.
Flick.
Go Compare.
Flick.
Abra fucking Kebabra.
Flick.
Desperate Housewives.
Flick
Neanderthals take paternity tests on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Buy Me Buy Me Buy Me Buy Me Buy Me
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull
Flick.
Sky News.
Twenty four around the clock coverage of a woman putting a cat into a bin.
A small running caption below reads scientists predict nuclear holocaust imminent.
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull
Flick
Vh1
Yazz-The Only Way is Up.
The only way is up
baby
for you and me now
the only way is up
baby
for you and me now
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull
His brain tells him he is hungry so he stands up and walks to the kitchen, Yazz on repeat in the background tears of blood forming puddles on the floor. His dying dick now resembles a small zeppelin and it bobs and lolls between volvic sweating thighs as he opens his fridge.
Processed Ham.
Processed Eggs.
Processed Horse.
Processed Eagle
Processed Llama.
Kelkin orange juice.
Kelkin apple juice.
Kelkin cranbberry juice.
Kelkin apple and orange juice.
Kelkin orange and cranberry juice.
An apple
An orange.
Human flesh.
Eat me Eat me Eat me Eat me Eat me.
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull
The only way is up now baby
The only way is up now baby
For you and me now
He feels a twinge in his temple so his brain directs him to the medicine cabinet which he opens.
Anadin
Vicodin
Solpadeine
Ritalin
Oxycontin
Heroin
Viagra
Medicate Medicate Medicate Medicate Medicate
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull
The only way is up now the only way is up now the only way is up now
Blood floods off his chin as his bowels release a slime of big macs and late night quiz shows and mono sodium glutamate all over his black and white tiled kitchen floor.
He needs to breath so he opens the kitchen door and walks out into the garden. He takes off his Prada shirt and his silk tie and lies down naked on weed killer grass in a weed killer rain.
And his mind finally coagulates.
And he realises that God is nothing but in effect a dictator.
And a guttural roar rises in his chest and he screams like a dragon being tortured to a cacophony of dying crows.
Release.
A black sebum sperm spurts from a dead dick and fountains over waxed thighs and a waxed chest and waxed testicles and his eyes stop bleeding.
But they sting.
And his dead brain tells him that there is Optex in the medicine cabinet.
So he stands up and walks slowly. One foot in front of the other. Arms outstretched in front. Back into the house. Back to the medicine cabinet.
The only way is up baby
for you and me now
The only way is up
baby
for you and me now.
Pump.
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