The Collins English Dictionary will accept and review with corroborating documented evidence the addition of new words to the dictionary and thus to the English language. This got me to thinking...
coof - the sound a pigeon makes you when you kick it.
coofer - a person who kicks pigeons
bootchyfliff - the small lumps of fluff you find in your bellybutton
abontational - haven't worked out exactly what this means yet but it sounds like it should be a word
saffragate - the creation of ones own unique language
mertjat - a term to describe a former parachutist
dilchwid - a cloud that has formed the shape of a person or thing
poopyplip - a person with an irrational fear of molluscs
shadagasta - a dark and cold place
fungo - the ability to turn everyday household items into musical instruments
qwanoc - difficulty in deciding which way to turn
wherethefuckarewe- a roaming nomadic tribe. completely lost.
aintgotafuckingclue - leader of the wherethefuckarewe tribe
chorny - a heightened state of sexual arousal brought on by watching cartoons
I implore you all to come up with your own words and then inundate the Collins English Dictionary team with your creations. Their website is www.collinslanguage.com. Let us all saffragate.